Jason & Amelia Play Stuff: The Greatest Moments

Super Mario Sunshine
Jason: Hello, everybody-

Amelia: Hi I'm Jason and he's Amelia and welcome to the first episode of Party City, USA! SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE WOOOOOOOOO!

Jason: *laughing* I-I thought we were gonna do a normal intro??

Amelia: Nah that's lame. Alright, Mario time.

Jason: I- Okay, Mario time!

Amelia: *chuckling* Good start?

Jason: *chuckling* Good start.

Amelia: You know, for as long as I've known you...

Jason: Yes...?

Amelia: I would have thought I would have gotten used to your suckage by now.

Jason: Yeah...fuck you...!

Jason: That is...urination...I think.

Amelia: My piss is red.

Jason: ...

Amelia: ...

Both: *Laughing*

Jason: *Laughing at blue blob things* Look at this fucking guy...he's-

Amelia: He looks so dopey...

Jason: *in voice* Hey I'm Carl

Amelia: *Laughing*

Jason: *in voice* Sometimes I get saaaaad

Amelia: *Laughing* Oh Depressed Carl, how I love you so.

Amelia: I haven't used this many mushrooms since-*laughing*

Jason: Please, finish.

Amelia: *Laughing* I- No,no,no,no.

Jason: No, please, I'd love to hear the rest of your, uh, your very important story.

Amelia: *Laughing* Yeah?

Jason: Yeah. Please.

Amelia: I just...I haven't used this many mushrooms since a- *laughing* Sleep concert in 2011 *laughing*

Jason: Nice. Good joke, bro. Good joke.