Jason D (Rock Revival) Compilations

Jason Dagotto's 15 Best Tweets This Month (October 2020)

 * Okay okay so i get that your dog barking at the mail man is annoying. Hear me out though: whens the last time the mail man has gotten into your house? checkmate
 * I just put a new shelf up for my vinyl and was like "man this is really a game changer" i think i just reached the peak of life
 * Sometimes i like to treat myself by actually doing something productive
 * Donald Trump plays the invisible accordion. @alyankovic thoughts? *link to donald trump moving his hands in interviews/debates*
 * To the person in my DMs that kind of hit on me but also said im "way too skinny": fuck you it holds my organs and thats all i need
 * Alright im not gonna say that grunkel stan would be a pretty president than our current one but im going to heavily imply it
 * If you send me an email i will respond in either five seconds or three months and no there is absolutely no in between
 * how do i put the switch for the inexorable march of time into the off position
 * i dont hate suburbanites and thats mainly because my fear overcomes my anger
 * if you can fix your misgendering of a dog you can fix your misgendering of a human fucking being susan
 * the presidential election is basically like a really bad season of the bachelor
 * can somebody please agree with me that monty python and the holy grail was the peak of human existence?
 * my train of thought for the last week can be summed up in "excuse me what the FUCK"
 * are you telling me that a banana nut in this bread
 * i really hope billy crystal plays the mute button on snl this week

Jason Dagotto's 15 Best Tweets This Month (January 2021)
Jack: Dude I was a little kid lol
 * i remember this one time jack looked up super saiyan goku one time and was like "WOAHHHHH" and like no hate towards DB or anything but still

Jason: Man you were like 17 lmao

Jack: Bitch you WATCHED THE ENTIRETY OF DBZ WITH ME

Jason: Shhh Sam: please stop talking to me
 * thank you all for your support but ive decided to continue not working on new music and instead rewatch cowboy bebop again
 * @sammeh bro can i copy off of your answers for the blood test
 * Imagine being a scientist in the 90s cloning sheep and then like 25 - 30 years later you have to explain the earth is round lmao
 * lemme tell ya: my roomba is one crazy son of a bitch
 * why do people think the world isn't magical? the sun is literal a burning orb supporting the improbability that is human life. that's pretty magical imo