Tweets To Make


 * 1) "*to the Sabra Hummus jingle* I just had Sabra Hummus and I'm still depressed
 * 2) "@tr earhart Hey which moose is representing Canada rn"
 * 3) "Before you complain about people who put in the cereal after the milk, remember the heathens that eat cereal without any milk at all."
 * 4) Just bought this lemon flavored shampoo and it tastes like soap. Fucking bullshit, man.